age of consent

last night=friends art gallery opening --> marquee

a few of my friends showed their amazing, (dare i say, extremely artsy) adroitness.

i was vaguely reminded of Boo from Monsters Inc. Just the face. The rest of the body and the gold pool seemed very Maria-from-1927-film-Metropolis.


baby-blue pastal themed computer system for the OCD/stepford wife/tween in you:


i was gobsmacked by this. its completely brilliant.


Thennnnnn off to Marquee


big security men everywhere. so yes you, on the left, with the tacky/lame/unoriginal spiderman web on your arm, you get the ok from THEM before you go in.


more tasteless and cliche tatoos inside. However, it was SLIGHTLY better because whilst this guy seemed like an egotistical, white-rapper-esq model, he definitely was a model. rawr.


Cameron IS a model, and British, and FIT, (and from what I can tell/have seen, NO TATOOS)
all these qualities + the fact that he is absolutely amazing and lovely-nice= winner. at. life.


alcohol is a celebratory drink. we get it. the firecrackers in an overcrowded club filled with slightly-burly, slightly-drunk people is not the best idea.


many people (myself included) think girls licking lollypops is extremely attractive. i wanted one and refused to settle for the Starbursts that the bathrooms offered.


Adrian and Kay "are a sweet team/melting in your vice dreams, sport"


and you know, if you have to wear those shirts.....you probably aren't.

....or you are and just have very very low self-esteem. sucks.

"adolescence is a marketing ploy"

its officially tuesday. so the weekend has passed.
3 day weekend->4 clubs + house party. (annex, misshapes, beatrice inn, darkroom + adrian h)

I was under the impression everyone goes AWAY over this weekend. I thought people had BBQs and made the excuse that it was in good form to celebrate memorial day by getting drunk.
but damnnnnn all these clubs were FULL.

Ergo, there's no point to go away, and there's no point to go to sleep. Too much fun is always occuring.

Who wants to sleep in the city that never wakes up?

bang bang rock and roll

last night=screaming mimi's party @ happy ending

apparently, its a masculine health club during the day tho....


i spy people from internship 1!


people try to be super lovely/loving to ian in hopes of getting in.


dressed up manniquins inside.
i feel like there's a double entendre with that quote but i can't figure it out.


richie rich from heatherette in all his beauty and fabulousness. (faran-he says hi to you)


jordan with the best outfit. i like that the girl wins the height contest with her headband.


best accessory i saw all night-this girl can pull off a gold hat.


the party had (thankfully) turned-off saunas downstairs to use as VIP booths. sorta genius.


ian=adorableeeeeeeeee


mike nouveau=model. really. really really.


a mixture of pure excitement, and jaded boredom.

flashback

today is monday. which means a full weekend of parties, joviality, and debauchery has passed.
evidenced here......

Friday=Ruffffff club. where the bouncers are big, ian cogneato is a sweetheart, and a stamp of a rabbit is required to enter the VIP section.
Also= Hiro where my friend performed. amazing.


Saturday=dinner with the Paper Magazine people @ Indochine

mickey=love


superbly fabulous paper people


jake has awesome friends.


seen/heard @ indochine
-david bowie talking with enthusiasm

apres--misshapesssssssss. mad crowded, mad fun.

bring on the week.

thats hot

Wednesday night=Maxim Hot 100 party.
It also = night of torrential, pouring, this-is-so-not-seattle-so-why-the-weather, rain.
All those super hot maxim girls getting wet. (<-double entendre, obvs)



rainnnnnnnn


oh look--as soon as you get inside, out of the rain......more rain-like decorations. original.


Here's the thing though--no one seemed especially hot. the party felt like some singles bar on the upper east side. the women were slightly too old to wear the short flirty dresses they were wearing, and then men were wearing clothes that i'd only seen on "True Life: I'm a Jersey Shore Girl"....and everyone was legal.


there were 2 exceptions:
super hot guy right here. the dark green colors highlighted his curves perfectly.


and amanda lepore looked super beautiful. and was superrr nice to me.


so thus i ask--why rebecca why?


Seen/heard:
-sophia bush introducing herself to someone
-caridee (top model) saying "I don't know where he went off to, probably drunk somewhere"
-jay-z fighting his way through the crowd (my friend saw him, not i)
-danny masterson sitting alone

Apres----
hit up gramercy hotel for about an hour. i stood next to a fireplace for too long and felt lightheaded for a bit.
-Watched stavros niarchos play pool

Apres----
BLEACH where the misshapes and sophia lamar had come from a photoshoot wearing animal makeup and looking incredible.
there was a mattress outside bleach where any tired clubkids could take a rest.....
oh clubs these days.....

change is a good thing

did a little spring cleaning at the office.

it doesn't matter how much of a star this guy thought he was....


or how this guy thought chiseled abs were the way to calvin klein's heart....


or how this guy thought looking like a woman would get him more jobs.


in the end: Y'ALL were edited.
but worry not. you're all really ridiculously good looking.


and yes, male model #58888883828, you can feel honored about that.

VIP

You know that Jackson Pollis has influence when you see this sign and immediately think of him.

impressive.

the truth hurts

internship 1 threw party last night: went with awesomely awesome friend Kay Krumbalina G:

the waiters were hot, the food was cute and bite sized.
Recognize anyone in the photo?


I received: a kiss from Agyness Dean, a wave from Coco Rocha, smiles from various models, and a mini gift bag.
I did not receive: presents from the store the party was thrown in, drinks.
I learned: S/S 07 from this store is incredibly tacky.

kate moss 4ever

still tired from lack of sleep but there was no way i was missing:

KATE MOSS/TOPSHOP launch at barneys
and then the after party at the gramercy park hotel

the outside of barneys. I assumed the "is kate there" to refer to her london store-front appearence. she was no (*cough* stupid *cough*) mannequin last night. whew.


can you just imagine your face plastered EVERYWHERE like this?
afterwards i stole 2 of these. oh my room is so much more awesome now.


the truely amazing DJs who did the party and the afterparty. unlike all the stuffy people there, they were SERIOUSLY getting their groove on. when kate walked downstairs after a smoke break, they put on babyshambles. obvs.


some of my lovers...Sean, Henry Holland, Agyness Dean


Faranista, with two lovely dressed women. All supremely nice.


Noelle Doukas=my new favorite person


KATE KATE KATE KATE KATE KATE:






---feel free to click on the pics to zoom them in. and then decide, how does kate REALLY look up close?

now everyone can say, "me and kate are THIS close"


everyone can be kate moss now.


kate moss hearts topshop.
and i heart them both. LOADS.


seen/heard:
-Naomi Campbell walking downstairs wearing horribly ugly huge white boots
-Simon Doonan remembering me as the "stylish girl who complimented his adorable dog" SCORE.

AFTERPARTY @ GRAMERCY
-Irina K being introduced to various people
-A certain model casting scout getting goofy drunk on the dancefloor
-amy winehouse making out with her boyfriend in front of the DJs
-the olsen twins smoking in the corner.
-mary kate and max snow still quite close and cozy. max later sits next to mary kate and plays chess.
-winona ryder smoking on the couch next to sadie frost
-standing looking hot: theodora richards
-lily donaldson smoking, sitting next to pat richards (makeup artist)

AFTER-AFTER
immediate (and fun) bonding with Kate Bosworth and her BF James Rousseau (next model!). we (and their friend) went back to their hotel room and just relaxed/drank/hungout. kate, james, their friend and i chatted about accents, arctic monkeys, age, meeting people, and threw things. truely lovely lovely people.

fix up look sharp

I dont know how exactly but tonight: after borrowing a dress from internship 1:

1. Attended the Costume Institute Gala at the Met.
2. Afterparty 1 @ Mr. Chow's
3. Afterparty 2 @ The Box (which i find overrated)

Seen/Heard tonight:
-Liev Schreiber rubbing Naomi Watts growing midsection
-Miuccia Prada complimenting my dress. Her own "back-to-basics" red plastic skirt was equally as great.
-Jennifer Lopez and I comparing gold dresses
-Talking to Sasha Pivovarova about her marriage in Vegas.
-Women's Room=smoking room.
-Winona Ryder saying "i love you!" to another actress inside
-Gisele sweeping past Ivanka Trump, who gives her a dirty look
-Marc Jacobs grabbing Tom Ford's butt and saying "WE DONT GET YOUNGER, TOM"
-Marc Jacobs greeting Lindsay Lohan with a "hello Sleezsay" (he is greeted with a "hi sexy!")
-Clare Danes completely piss drunk and dancing with a sleazy looking BF at mr. chow's
-Sean to Mick Jagger: "I can't sing!"
Mick Jagger to Sean: "Neither can I"
-Designated smoke spot: Enjoyed a bit of fresh air there with Jamie Burke, Irina K, Lindsay Lohan, Rose McGowan and Angella Lindvall.
-Complimenting Karl Lagerfeld on his jewelry in french!
-Harvey Weinstein slightly sketchily watching me dance at Mr. Chows
-Complaining with Mischa Barton about the cold
-Ashley O telling Sean not to say his suit was Prada but a size or two larger, rather, just "prada".
-Mary Kate O generously sharing her marlboro reds to anyone who asked
-Ellen Barkin looking verryyyy botoxed
-Julia Dunstall wearing awesome red framed glasses and complaining about why she had to be here.
-Naomi Campbell getting pinned to her dress by the designer during the gala in a hallway.


shall update more when I think of more.......

the future belongs to you and me

Sunday Night @ Hiro w/ Sean.......

which turned out to be gay night. which meant there was a massively smokey dance floor. and lots and lots and lots of hot guys. who were gay. but i could still look.......

but basically......welcome to hell.....haha


the camera-whoreish bar tender. i'd have more love for him if he had given us free drinks but no......


i have a new found love for bartenders who are half naked. awesome really.


the scene.......lots of men. few girls. such is life.


supremely hot lady. rawr. seriously.


the dj was shitty....i didnt recognize most songs....and honestly, when you have this in your cd collection, how good can you really be?


henry holland yet again WELL represented. henry is lovely lovely lovely, i saw him tonight.


the male go-go dancers. SHORTIES.


amanda lepore sat right next to us. waved at me. played with her Razr phone. looked hot. danced a bit. cheered on the gogo dancers.


pfft...i should have known. the women's room. and i thought this was the one night there wouldnt be a line.

goddamn i was wrong

intelligence

heard in the elevator at internship 1

buisnessman 1: so want to get drinks on cinco de mayo?
yuppie: absolutely. when is that holiday?


....they got off on the floor that has one of the top men's fashion magazines. so its fashion. nothing about intelligence there. whew.

dirty pretty things

internship 2 today.

gorgeous georgia frost and her BF came in.
lolita sunglasses=awesome. and hot. damnnnnn.


fitttttttttt


internship 1 had a charity auction that Anna Wintour (so important she gets her name all properly capitalized and the like in this blog....)


the auction was mad boring tho.
so off to Bleach at Manor

and then Marquee.

why lack of pictures? well i was getting my drink on......duh.

ticket to fame

so yesterday was the parsons fashion show, where the graduating students show off their work, and the 2 most aspiring designers are awarding a prize. <--my version of what it actually was.




Absolutely gorgeous day...the show was at the Park Hyatt which is absolutely ginormous and inside, i had to ask directions to the show 2x. awesome.

motherfucking long runway.
one of the winning designer's collection:


this designer did not win because her dress is held by leather straps. and the bottom is just....different. hm.


where have we seen aviation clothes before?


oh hi, ralph lauren last year...... (i know its a shitty picture but it was to show how much of a copy of RL it was)
point proven.





MALE MODELS! weeeeeeeeeeeee!

shiny hair and shiny coat. epic.


this guy had the biggest, most obvious model pout. i do believe you can even see it in the photo


one of my favorite new Fusion models.....
http://coacd.blogspot.com/2007/04/henzo-hulle-tiussi-at-fusion.html


the last (BIG) dress walking down the runway......

uproar/cheering ensues.....


the designers enjoying their time walking down the runway.

....the models were hotter.